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The Hacker
Don’t let the gritty realism and computer jargon fool you: “This is a fictional movie about a person hacking a bank site. Fictional!”
Moustachelessness
Posted January 27, 2006 11:52 AM by Joey (Google Video)
Filed under: creepy, facial hair, staring into the camera
Filed under: creepy, facial hair, staring into the camera
Alright people, enough with the emails, calls, faxes, telegrams, singing telegrams, candygrams, balloon-o-grams, lobstergrams, etc. You asked for it, you got it: a creepy fucking video of some guy who looks like Robin Williams showing off his freshly-shaven upper lip. You can tell it’s not Robin Williams because he doesn’t make any Viagara jokes.
Turkey Fryer Fire Demonstration
According to their website, Underwriter’s Laboratories is “the trusted source across the globe for product compliance.” I guess that sounds a little more professional than “the trusted source across the globe for filming ourselves burning shit,” but if I got to spend all day starting boiling oil fires I don’t think I’d really care about impressing anyone. And to our latino friends: check out the Spanish soundbites before you fry up a turkey to celebrate our white, white holiday, amigos!
Ocean’s 13 Bloopers
I have no idea who “The Schwartego Bros.” are and I can only imagine the plot of the movie that spawned this blooper reel (actually the scene descriptions on their geocities site are even more insane than I could have hoped for), but what I can tell you is this: The “Ocean’s 13 Bloopers” will be carefully dissected and analyzed for years to come. And while no one will argue that the reel isn’t a work of surreal brilliance, we will still have no clue what to make of this video. Take your time with it, there’s a lot to absorb here.
