I Smell the Food and I Need It!

Why are you doing this to me? I can smell the food. You know this. Not only can I smell it, but I need it! I need it so badly! Please… just give me the food. That’s all I’m asking.

Please.

Fifteen Cents

“Man meets a dwarf named Harold.”

So true.

Also highly recommended: Polish Meal Worm and Bacon Donny

Flo Mounier Drum Solo

This is a solo by the drummer from Cryptopsy, a band that you probably wouldn’t like (kudos to you if I’m wrong). Does that mean that you shouldn’t watch this video? I sure hope not! It’s a good piece overall (it’s part of a 17 minute long solo), but I really posted it for everything that happens after 2:45. Is he really that fast? Yes, he is!

Football Bounce

Football bounces 4 times on the crossbar. This looks real but it kind of reminds me of those handheld “extreme sports” Powerade commercials from a few years ago.

Seven Nation Army

OMG you guys! I just got invited to be the new drummer for the White Stripes!!! I met Jack the other day at the laundromat and we got to talking… one thing led to another, and after a few bluntz and beerz we were in the studio jamming away! Here’s a quick clip. I don’t quite have the song down yet, but I’m getting there!