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Man Who Lives in a Trashcan Gets Hit by a Car
Five bucks says that guy doesn’t really live in that trash can.
Talking Cleavage
Posted July 10, 2006 9:21 AM by Joey (YouTube)
Filed under: breasts, staring into the camera, uncomfortable, viewpoints
Filed under: breasts, staring into the camera, uncomfortable, viewpoints
jrock riffs for a solid 3 and a half minutes on the mysteries of cleavage. This is classic stuff, like Richard Pryor in his prime or Lenny Bruce before the drugs got to him.
Unicorn
I’M BACK MOFOS. Prison wasn’t shit. I did that time standing up. Well, sitting down to be precise.
Here’s a fun video my cellmates made when they weren’t raping me getting me lemonade and giving me foot massages.
The Hive Trailer
Posted July 6, 2006 8:38 AM by Joey (YouTube)
Filed under: guns, kids, martial arts, trailers, violence, zombies
Filed under: guns, kids, martial arts, trailers, violence, zombies
There aren’t many movies that can lure me into shelling out $10 at the box office, but if The Hive ever got a theatrical release I would be there on opening day. Check out the plot synopsis on the official site:
In the Year 2000 Scientists conducted experiments on cadavers trying to bring them back to life. The idiot scientists did not realize that the test subject was brainless and feeds it the antidote. Alive and hungry, it robs the scientists of their brains. Out of pure calamity the antidote is spilled all over a graveyard. (This ironically is next to the Lab). The government sends the pros, Old salt and Tony to save the day. But they fail horribly.
The trailer isn’t cutting it guys, we need the whole movie.
Jadox at Big Boogie Nights 2005
Posted July 5, 2006 12:47 PM by Joey (Google Video)
Filed under: dancing, large people, music videos, rap, uncomfortable
Filed under: dancing, large people, music videos, rap, uncomfortable
Don’t ever let Jadox hear you say that he doesn’t love the large ladies. Seriously, this one guy just implied it once and Jadox fucked him up.
Anyway, after watching this video you can bet I’m preordering my tickets for Big Boogie Nights 2006!
Back Like Crack
Okay, we took a little break but Splideo is back and better than ever. You’ll notice that we’re embedding videos in our posts now, and we’ve finally gotten with the program and started posting stuff from YouTube (where there’s no shortage of crazy shit). Tell your mom!
Worst Patriotic Montage of All-Time
Posted July 4, 2006 9:41 AM by Joey (YouTube)
Filed under: death, destruction, july 4th, montage, patriotism, stupid, violence
Filed under: death, destruction, july 4th, montage, patriotism, stupid, violence
In honor of July 4th, here it is: the most awful patriotic montage ever! “I’m Proud to be an American” soundtrack? Check. Horrible, low resolution graphics pulled from Google? Check. Gratuitous 9/11 imagery? Check. A total lack of understanding of American history and basic video editing techniques? CHECK.
While it was most likely thrown together during a Blue Collar Comedy commercial break, it still packs a serious punch. My personal favorite part is the Civil War graphic that pops up at about 0:54.
