Insane News Man

I didn’t go to the greatest university in the world, and we didn’t have the best media professors on the planet, but one thing they always emphasized was proper diction and delivery. Pauses are our friends, people.

Audition Clip “Fixing Lavender” From Claude Reid

I feel like Claude is really speaking to me in this clip. I mean it. I’ve been sitting and drinking and watching the video over and over and when he calls me a smartass it makes me so mad–I took the computer and shook it and said “WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME” and then the battery caught on fire. It’s been a rough year.

The Fire Safety Rap

Do little kids really need to be told not to smoke in bed?

LADDER 21, Y’ALL!

Johnny You Are Unforgettable

Get your week started right with this touching video tribute to Johnny Depp.

Franken Friar

This might be breaking some of the unspoken Splideo rules (i.e. more than 3 people have seen it), but check out this video of the new mascot introduced at a recent San Diego Padres game. Inexplicably, the Padres Friar mascot has created a Franken Friar, a hideous friar zombie that lurches to “Everybody Dance Now.” And for some reason the entire crowd isn’t yelling “what the fuck????”.

via Deadspin (another video at Gaslamp Ball)

Idiot Puts Firecracker In Mouth

Idiot… or GENIUS?

Yeah, idiot.

At Home with Scrotonic Discharge

Black metal is the apex of human expression. If you weren’t already aware of this fact, take a look at the awesome might of Scrotonic Discharge.

Steve Throws Up and a Bird Eats It

If you can’t stomach the visual of a bird eating some guy’s vomit, do not watch this video. The rest of you: party at my place on Friday.