In honor of Valentine’s Day President’s Day Black History Month…
It’s really difficult to watch this video without thinking, “Hey, if you hit that SNES really hard with that bat, it’ll kill it.”
Also, remember Cody Bass? This guy’s no Cody Bass, but his matter of fact performance of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” is pretty good.
This has to be about the least fun someone can have with a double bladed light saber. This kid totally phones it in. He actually appears to be pissed off that he even owns a light saber, like his dad is forcing him to use it. What a truly horrible father, making you have fun.
Chill out you teenager!™.
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After watching this I’m left wondering if J’Coko ever got back together with Roye’l. If they ever got engaged, Roye’l’s gloved hand gently taking J’Coko’s likely also gloved hand, as leather intertwines. Did they get married? Roye’l, in his wedding dickie, smiling broadly as his bride, J’Coko walks down the aisle in a yellow leather wedding mini skirt with fire engine red garters and heels. Kids? Resolution please?
Big ups to cringenation.
I can pretty much count on one hand the number of rapping monsters I’ve seen in my life, and I can guarantee those other two had way better flow than this. This is/was an entry in The Joplin Globe’s “Joplin Rap” contest. That mask you’re wearing, it makes it difficult to read the words you can’t remember.
Thanks to Jen for the tip!
I’m going to go ahead and admit a bit of a crush here. This girl manages a level of enthusiasm that has truly captivated me. There is no resolution to this clip, that I can find. She’s excited, obviously, that her package is coming. It’s been a 2 year process, it’s on the FedEx truck right now back then. What is it? I’m guessing a toaster for toasting bread and bread-like substances but who cares! She could talk about anything, say, pirates, the Bible, her dead uncle Johnny, a phone call from her twin sister, some kids that died in a car crash, no clue, a Coke float, etc. She could probably talk about seeing a doberman chew off a hobo’s eye and it’d be the cheeriest mauling of a vagrant’s ocular cavity I’d ever heard told.
Ghost riding has almost certainly jumped the shark is FUCKING AWESOME when there are 13 year old girls 3 14 year old girls and a 13 year old girl, the little one, doing it. A net total of 4 mentally competent teenagers. In their pajamas. In a Ford 500. In Nebraska? California.
