Woman comes up to me in Wendy’s and says, “Paul, why are all your Splideo posts about cats?” I splashed a Frosty in her face. Get on, woman.
This video and Talking Cat Jazz Cat were made by an NYU grad named Annie Pearlman. I’ve never met her, but I think we should all attempt to marry her right now.
lol @ “waisting.” i thought this was going to be terrible, but it’s actually kind of hottt. although, as the old saying goes: “i wouldn’t have posted it if i didn’t think it was stupid.”
Marzmellow pies indeed.
I know what you’re going to say after watching this: “Great, how am I going to mop up all this pussy juice?” Guess what: not my fault. You might as well just get a bucket now and bring in your lady friend. I’m sorry, but this is how it has to be.
When I was in Canada everyone was so nice and the guy at NY Fries offered me an array of gravies for my fries. I was very impressed. Then I see something like this and I realize that they’re just as bat-shit crazy as us Americans; they just repress it so that it comes out in incredibly disturbing ways like this.
Seriously, stick with this video, it gets nuts about halfway in.
The original accompanying description in Spanish:
“Algunas imágenes para que se rían un poco, las bromas que se pueden hacer cuando tienes como amigos a un grupo de tipos raros que parecen salidos de una caricatura, así que ¡¡a reírse un poco!!”
Translated to English from the original Spanish:
“Some images so that a little are ed ***reflx mng, the jokes that can be done when you have like friends a group of rare types that they seem left a cartoon, so to reir a little!”
Translated from Spanish to French to English to Chinese to English to Italian to French to English:
“Some images for you smile, possibly joke that when resembled in a friendly direction have to seem the left satire to draw a rare group, therefore you smile! !”
Translated from the above into Swedish Chef language:
“Sume-a imeges fur yuoo smeele-a, pusseebly juke-a thet vhee resembled in a freeendly durecshun hefe-a tu seem zee lefft seture-a tu drev a rere-a gruoop, zeereffure-a yuoo smeele-a! !”
Translated from Swedish Chef to Hacker to French to Dutch to German and it finally makes sense:
“Smeele-a van Yuoo Packwagenbont van Imewges Packwagen sum3-a, upssebekly Vhjee van Teht Packwagen julke-a reasembled innen een fgfeeendly Drev van Jij Packwagenseture-a van Lefft Packwagen Zee van Jij S3em Packwagen, den dUrEcshun hefe-4 Gruoop van Rere-a een, ZeerffurfZeerffurf-ea Â~ van Yuoo Smeele-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ LOLOLO..”
Just when I find out the Wyoming Incident is all a big prank and I feel like I can relax, I find this video. 333-333-333 my ass.
