Woman comes up to me in Wendy’s and says, “Paul, why are all your Splideo posts about cats?” I splashed a Frosty in her face. Get on, woman.
This video and Talking Cat Jazz Cat were made by an NYU grad named Annie Pearlman. I’ve never met her, but I think we should all attempt to marry her right now.
I know what you’re going to say after watching this: “Great, how am I going to mop up all this pussy juice?” Guess what: not my fault. You might as well just get a bucket now and bring in your lady friend. I’m sorry, but this is how it has to be.
When Woody Guthrie died back in 1967 he left behind hundreds of half finished songs - all lyrics with no music. 30 years later, Billy Bragg and Wilco took up the monumental task of completing these works. In that same spirit, 20 years after it was written, someone has finally stepped up and completed the ALF theme song. For many of us in the mid to late 80’s the lilting timbre of the saxophone was enough to get the point across: An alien landed in the suburbs, he’s reasonably articulate, he likes to eat cats. Try watching the theme today without lyrics, however, and you will probably find yourself lost. God willing, if this man gets the attention he deserves he will finally be able to afford some different picture frames for his wall.
I’m sorry if this is fake. But good god.
“The lights don’t work!”
“The cameras don’t work!”
“Nothing works and we’re on the air! AAAHHHHH!”
