Roye’l - I Found A Girl

After watching this I’m left wondering if J’Coko ever got back together with Roye’l. If they ever got engaged, Roye’l’s gloved hand gently taking J’Coko’s likely also gloved hand, as leather intertwines. Did they get married? Roye’l, in his wedding dickie, smiling broadly as his bride, J’Coko walks down the aisle in a yellow leather wedding mini skirt with fire engine red garters and heels. Kids? Resolution please?
Big ups to cringenation.

Duracell Robot Family Picnic

I had completely forgotten about these commercials until I saw this clip (come on, it was over a decade ago). Seriously, how the fuck did this campaign not completely creep America out?

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