Steve Throws Up and a Bird Eats It

If you can’t stomach the visual of a bird eating some guy’s vomit, do not watch this video. The rest of you: party at my place on Friday.

Amazing Flies

My friend Kurt told me he saw this bit on the boob tube about trained flies, so I called him a liar right to his face. I’m sorry, but if you’re gonna come to me with this kind of mind-blowing shit, you better have proof.

Roy Sings “Let’s Talk About Sex”

I don’t know why every song this cat sings is about sex. Eh, I just tuned him out and watched the City Slam Vert Finals. That stuff’s awesome.

Ask Cheeky

If I had a stalker that I had to deal with, I wouldn’t go to someone as gay as Cheeky for advice. Just kidding, but, seriously, this video’s too good to get a one star rating.

Unicorn

I’M BACK MOFOS. Prison wasn’t shit. I did that time standing up. Well, sitting down to be precise.

Here’s a fun video my cellmates made when they weren’t raping me getting me lemonade and giving me foot massages.

Coco & Charlie

Seriously, I can only recommend the first twenty seconds or so of this video… unless you like kittens… You like kittens, don’t you?

Cat Falls

Oh man, I was laughing so hard when my cat Max fell that I thought I was going to piss my pants! But after the situation took an erotic turn when my mom bent over in front of the camera, I did a lot more than just piss my pants if you know what I’m saying.

I Smell the Food and I Need It!

Why are you doing this to me? I can smell the food. You know this. Not only can I smell it, but I need it! I need it so badly! Please… just give me the food. That’s all I’m asking.

Please.