Pickle Surprise

My friend Brent sent me this video, and his words sum things up perfectly:

“I’m not sure we were meant to share existence with such greatness.”

CUSTOMER APPRECIATION

The March 1st drawing will take place on March 1st. On March 1st a name will be drawn on the 1st of March and a winner will be announced on the 1st day of March. Lovers of gold and/or diamond encrusted computers need not enter. Sorry Liberace.

Muchnik for Mayor

I seriously doubt this is part of a legitimate political campaign. But if it is, he’s got my vote!*

*Just kidding, I don’t vote.

Duracell Robot Family Picnic

I had completely forgotten about these commercials until I saw this clip (come on, it was over a decade ago). Seriously, how the fuck did this campaign not completely creep America out?

More:
Robot Grandma
Robot Family Trip to the Museum

Until They’re Gone!

Hey asshole, you think you can toss a few garbage items in a tent and call it a tent sale? FUCK YOU. My boy’s gonna show you a real tent sale.

Horn Chair

What could fucking top a chair shaped like a hand? I’ll give you a hint: it’s made out of horns. And it’s a chair.

Boyz In The Hood Cereal

It’s funny because it’s RACIST.

Appliance Direct Jump Rope

Part 1 in a series of excellent videos resulting from the query “jump rope”:

How many times did you tear your refrigerator apart when you were a child? Eh?

EH??