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I can pretty much count on one hand the number of rapping monsters I’ve seen in my life, and I can guarantee those other two had way better flow than this. This is/was an entry in The Joplin Globe’s “Joplin Rap” contest. That mask you’re wearing, it makes it difficult to read the words you can’t remember.
Thanks to Jen for the tip!

Pickle Surprise

My friend Brent sent me this video, and his words sum things up perfectly:

“I’m not sure we were meant to share existence with such greatness.”

Franken Friar

This might be breaking some of the unspoken Splideo rules (i.e. more than 3 people have seen it), but check out this video of the new mascot introduced at a recent San Diego Padres game. Inexplicably, the Padres Friar mascot has created a Franken Friar, a hideous friar zombie that lurches to “Everybody Dance Now.” And for some reason the entire crowd isn’t yelling “what the fuck????”.

via Deadspin (another video at Gaslamp Ball)

At Home with Scrotonic Discharge

Black metal is the apex of human expression. If you weren’t already aware of this fact, take a look at the awesome might of Scrotonic Discharge.

Matchbox and Radioshack

It turns out that the Home-Slice Banana Posse is a pretty productive bunch, with a wealth of material ranging from the hilarious to the ridiculously offensive. This one is my favorite, but you should also check out Rachael’s Life Season One Episode One, A Day at the Circus, Santa at the Mall, and There Once Was Evil.

Burrito Man

The description says it all:

“Very funny home made video. About poop. Exciting. SEXCELELLENT”

Moosa Doin the Bump

This video’s only fourteen seconds long, but so much happens within those fourteen seconds that you’re going to have to watch it at least ten times.

Halloween 2004

For more information, you can visit the little skeleton’s video blog.  Technology’s so weird.