Just when I find out the Wyoming Incident is all a big prank and I feel like I can relax, I find this video. 333-333-333 my ass.
I can pretty much count on one hand the number of rapping monsters I’ve seen in my life, and I can guarantee those other two had way better flow than this. This is/was an entry in The Joplin Globe’s “Joplin Rap” contest. That mask you’re wearing, it makes it difficult to read the words you can’t remember.
Thanks to Jen for the tip!
I went ahead and did the math on this one, it’s 60% movie, 40% credits. To put that into perspective a film like Terminator 2 would have to be nearly 4 hours long and have 90 minutes of credits. Other than that it’s essentially “Soylent Green” with a pig.
Self-explanatory?
I’m sorry if this is fake. But good god.
I don’t know why every song this cat sings is about sex. Eh, I just tuned him out and watched the City Slam Vert Finals. That stuff’s awesome.
