Roye’l - I Found A Girl

After watching this I’m left wondering if J’Coko ever got back together with Roye’l. If they ever got engaged, Roye’l’s gloved hand gently taking J’Coko’s likely also gloved hand, as leather intertwines. Did they get married? Roye’l, in his wedding dickie, smiling broadly as his bride, J’Coko walks down the aisle in a yellow leather wedding mini skirt with fire engine red garters and heels. Kids? Resolution please?
Big ups to cringenation.

reeferkeefer cesspoolcastle jan07′

I can pretty much count on one hand the number of rapping monsters I’ve seen in my life, and I can guarantee those other two had way better flow than this. This is/was an entry in The Joplin Globe’s “Joplin Rap” contest. That mask you’re wearing, it makes it difficult to read the words you can’t remember.
Thanks to Jen for the tip!

Ghost Ride the Ford 500

Ghost riding has almost certainly jumped the shark is FUCKING AWESOME when there are 13 year old girls 3 14 year old girls and a 13 year old girl, the little one, doing it. A net total of 4 mentally competent teenagers. In their pajamas. In a Ford 500. In Nebraska? California.

Horst - Meine deutsche Heimatland

It took about a week, but this evening, at 10:09 pm Central Standard Time, I struck gold. Not a single second of this isn’t perfect. I’d like to also take this opportunity to campaign for both “german” and “wtf” categories.

Disco Dude

Short and sweet, look at this guy go! He’s dancin’ and dancin’ and dancin’! Left, then right, then left again, back to his right, change up to the left, switch to the right, gonna go lefty here, righty tighty, time for a Louie, have you met Richard… I could go on.

Franken Friar

This might be breaking some of the unspoken Splideo rules (i.e. more than 3 people have seen it), but check out this video of the new mascot introduced at a recent San Diego Padres game. Inexplicably, the Padres Friar mascot has created a Franken Friar, a hideous friar zombie that lurches to “Everybody Dance Now.” And for some reason the entire crowd isn’t yelling “what the fuck????”.

via Deadspin (another video at Gaslamp Ball)

Hot Fries, Hot Menz

With a description like “A guy in a freedom fries costume is rescued and taught to dance by other hot menz. You won’t believe the dancing action. 4 real!”, you should probably realize what you’re getting yourself into. And then you should watch it anyway.

Jadox at Big Boogie Nights 2005

Don’t ever let Jadox hear you say that he doesn’t love the large ladies. Seriously, this one guy just implied it once and Jadox fucked him up.

Anyway, after watching this video you can bet I’m preordering my tickets for Big Boogie Nights 2006!