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No Regrets - Teen Virgin Sex Talk with Dr. Darcy Luadzers

What’s a sex?

ChrisDSaber.mov

This has to be about the least fun someone can have with a double bladed light saber. This kid totally phones it in. He actually appears to be pissed off that he even owns a light saber, like his dad is forcing him to use it. What a truly horrible father, making you have fun.
Chill out you teenager!™.

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Kip Trumbule - In Memorium

Death is private. For those close to the deceased it’s a terribly personal matter. Death is public. Upon passing there are viewings to schedule, obituaries to write, funerals to announce. Yesterday’s tragic news has already spawned more than a few tribute videos. In that same spirit we can now publicy remember Kip Trumbule. Apparently Kip knew his way around a synthesizer, put his foot on a Jeep once, and hung out with a guy that kind of resembled Nicolas Cage in “Raising Arizona”. Rest in peace, Sir.

Good Day, Mr. Kubrick…

I’m sorry if this is fake. But good god.

Exclusive JD Freestyle

Historical figures spinning in their graves right now:

• Abraham Lincoln
• Martin L. King Jr.
• Terrell Owens (oops! not yet! TOPICAL HUMOUR)
• Ghandi
• JFK
• This guy’s great-grandparents
• Sam Houston
• Richard Nixon (for good measure)
• Biggie & Pac
• 1/2 Lb. Western Burger with Fries, cooked Med–Sorry, wrong window.

Price Is Right

A dear friend of mine often expresses her joy at the thought of growing old. To her, I say: watch this video. This shit is awful. If I live to see a day past 26, I want you to shoot me between the eyes.