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No Regrets - Teen Virgin Sex Talk with Dr. Darcy Luadzers
Posted May 14, 2007 2:12 PM by Burton (YouTube)
Filed under: depressing, dorks, large people, uncomfortable
Filed under: depressing, dorks, large people, uncomfortable
What’s a sex?
Chipmunk kid
Posted April 26, 2007 7:53 AM by Burton (YouTube)
Filed under: comedy, disabilities, dorks, kids, lip sync, music videos, singing, staring into the camera, uncomfortable
Filed under: comedy, disabilities, dorks, kids, lip sync, music videos, singing, staring into the camera, uncomfortable
If this thing has already reached meme status, forgive me, but this kid is amazing. Ellen? Oprah? Somebody book this guy right now! This could only be better if he was attached to a remote control car but beggars can’t be choosers.
Found by Meghan via Coloring Book Land.
ChrisDSaber.mov
Posted February 28, 2007 12:06 AM by Burton (Google Video)
Filed under: contraptions, depressing, dorks, star wars, stupid
Filed under: contraptions, depressing, dorks, star wars, stupid
This has to be about the least fun someone can have with a double bladed light saber. This kid totally phones it in. He actually appears to be pissed off that he even owns a light saber, like his dad is forcing him to use it. What a truly horrible father, making you have fun.
Chill out you teenager!™.
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Ghost Ride the Ford 500
Posted February 17, 2007 8:29 PM by Burton (YouTube)
Filed under: cars, dancing, dorks, kids, laughing
Filed under: cars, dancing, dorks, kids, laughing
Ghost riding has almost certainly jumped the shark is FUCKING AWESOME when there are 13 year old girls 3 14 year old girls and a 13 year old girl, the little one, doing it. A net total of 4 mentally competent teenagers. In their pajamas. In a Ford 500. In Nebraska? California.
ZANE
Posted February 15, 2007 10:32 PM by Burton (YouTube)
Filed under: chinese, comedy, dorks, multiculturalism, staring into the camera
Filed under: chinese, comedy, dorks, multiculturalism, staring into the camera
Him’s got a bignormous facial head and do a wecky wecky hi talks!
Good Day, Mr. Kubrick…
Posted October 26, 2006 9:53 AM by Joey (YouTube)
Filed under: 80s, acting, college, creepy, depressing, dorks, staring into the camera, uncomfortable
Filed under: 80s, acting, college, creepy, depressing, dorks, staring into the camera, uncomfortable
I’m sorry if this is fake. But good god.
Hmong Boys #2
Peep the battle raps. Damn, the freestylin’ is gettin’ hectic. Son lights the others up with hot lines like “Look at this nigga, he wearin’ K-Swiss/I wonder what else you kiss.” FIYAH. Meanwhile Red Skirt holds it down with the kickin’ beat.
This makes me hate:
Rap
Immigration
Life
