LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS_Beatles forever

Marzmellow pies indeed.

Una broma

The original accompanying description in Spanish:

“Algunas imágenes para que se rían un poco, las bromas que se pueden hacer cuando tienes como amigos a un grupo de tipos raros que parecen salidos de una caricatura, así que ¡¡a reírse un poco!!”

Translated to English from the original Spanish:

“Some images so that a little are ed ***reflx mng, the jokes that can be done when you have like friends a group of rare types that they seem left a cartoon, so to reir a little!”

Translated from Spanish to French to English to Chinese to English to Italian to French to English:

“Some images for you smile, possibly joke that when resembled in a friendly direction have to seem the left satire to draw a rare group, therefore you smile! !”

Translated from the above into Swedish Chef language:

“Sume-a imeges fur yuoo smeele-a, pusseebly juke-a thet vhee resembled in a freeendly durecshun hefe-a tu seem zee lefft seture-a tu drev a rere-a gruoop, zeereffure-a yuoo smeele-a! !”

Translated from Swedish Chef to Hacker to French to Dutch to German and it finally makes sense:

“Smeele-a van Yuoo Packwagenbont van Imewges Packwagen sum3-a, upssebekly Vhjee van Teht Packwagen julke-a reasembled innen een fgfeeendly Drev van Jij Packwagenseture-a van Lefft Packwagen Zee van Jij S3em Packwagen, den dUrEcshun hefe-4 Gruoop van Rere-a een, ZeerffurfZeerffurf-ea Â~ van Yuoo Smeele-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ LOLOLO..”

CUSTOMER APPRECIATION

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Apples & Bananas

This video wouldn’t be nearly as creepy if this guy didn’t have a Wall of Swords behind him. But that’s what makes it work!

FUNNY

Hank from my office looks a lot like Saddam Hussein, doesn’t he? You have to imagine him with a moustache, I guess. Wait, I’ll show you what I’m talking about…

Improv Girls

“That was a fine improv lesson today, boys,” Rob says. He puts his hands to his mouth and pretends that he’s smoking a cigar.

KNOCK KNOCK.

“Who could that be knocking on my door at this hour?” Rob looks out the peephole.

“Oh, no, it’s my half brother who thinks he’s a clown!”

This is a video of an improv troupe (I guess) doing exactly what I always assumed they did in their spare time.

Beard: Before and After

The mind of a bearded man:

Beards don’t work for most people, but it’ll probably work for me. Yeah, people will think I’m all serious and shit.

Pancake Monster

No one really felt like going out after such a crazy night, so we skipped IHOP and made pancakes from scratch at home. I don’t think we made them right, but my friend did put one on his face and eat it.