I know what you’re going to say after watching this: “Great, how am I going to mop up all this pussy juice?” Guess what: not my fault. You might as well just get a bucket now and bring in your lady friend. I’m sorry, but this is how it has to be.
So, we had only three days left until our middle school talent show and no ideas. Chris suggested we all enter seperately and do that funny scene from Napoleon Dynamite where he dances. Then Steve said, “Why would we do that? We’ve been practicing ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ for weeks now.”
Long story short: the day of the talent show, and we put on the greatest fucking performance of all time!
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