The Hive Trailer

There aren’t many movies that can lure me into shelling out $10 at the box office, but if The Hive ever got a theatrical release I would be there on opening day. Check out the plot synopsis on the official site:

In the Year 2000 Scientists conducted experiments on cadavers trying to bring them back to life. The idiot scientists did not realize that the test subject was brainless and feeds it the antidote. Alive and hungry, it robs the scientists of their brains. Out of pure calamity the antidote is spilled all over a graveyard. (This ironically is next to the Lab). The government sends the pros, Old salt and Tony to save the day. But they fail horribly.

The trailer isn’t cutting it guys, we need the whole movie.

Lost Heroes of the Fu

Since these guys are actually Asian is it still fair to call them racist?

Josh with Stick

Josh–master of the bo staff–is most definitely not a n00b. But don’t let that scare you away! He is, in fact, a benevolent and caring warrior: “no Joshs were harmed” during the making of this one-minute wonder which is dedicated to both n00bs and non-n00bs alike, a culture-bridging cinematic testament to brotherhood and bravery.

Karate Chimp

I know what you’re thinking: a video with a chimpanzee is too obvious for a first post. That’s what you were thinking, right? Well, we’re going to have to agree to disagree here because, to me, what sets this video apart from the thousands of other videos where chimpanzees do human things is the undeniable dedication of one man… the guy who thinks that if he grows his hair long enough it will hide the fact that he’s bald.