Just when I find out the Wyoming Incident is all a big prank and I feel like I can relax, I find this video. 333-333-333 my ass.
I can pretty much count on one hand the number of rapping monsters I’ve seen in my life, and I can guarantee those other two had way better flow than this. This is/was an entry in The Joplin Globe’s “Joplin Rap” contest. That mask you’re wearing, it makes it difficult to read the words you can’t remember.
Thanks to Jen for the tip!
More cats for Friday… One time when I was a kid, I was walking along through the woods and I saw this big web and I was like ‘wow, I bet whatever spider wove that is pretty large’ and then just as I thought that to myself the spider appeared and it was huge! And yellow and black and had these long legs and I ran away screaming. I was seventeen years young.
True story.
Everything about this video makes me smile. The cat really is the icing on the cake. Happy Friday!
“You’re so good - I like you better than ketchup! I’ll put you on an egg, yeah…”
“The lights don’t work!”
“The cameras don’t work!”
“Nothing works and we’re on the air! AAAHHHHH!”
Do little kids really need to be told not to smoke in bed?
LADDER 21, Y’ALL!
