Lebron James Rap

I’m not sure who LeBron James is or what “rap” means but this is pretty awesome music. Smooth delivery, relevant lyrics, I hate myself.

Update: At :24 we get this glorious line: “Runnin’ down the court/Like it was a sport”

The Yeastie Boys - Beat Some Eggz (Make Some Noise)

This one is going out to my bro BIG NAPOLEON, yo.

I asked you a simple question:

DO YOU BAKE OR NOT?

RJD2 feat. Phokus - “Ghostwriter”

I’d say it’s more like Phokus feat. RJD2. Highlight: the part around 4:00 where he says “take it RJ” and just dances for a while.

Eric B. & Rakim: MICROPHONE FELINE

Woman comes up to me in Wendy’s and says, “Paul, why are all your Splideo posts about cats?” I splashed a Frosty in her face. Get on, woman.

This video and Talking Cat Jazz Cat were made by an NYU grad named Annie Pearlman. I’ve never met her, but I think we should all attempt to marry her right now.

Waffle House

Note to Josh: Pump your brakes and drive slow, homie!

reeferkeefer cesspoolcastle jan07′

I can pretty much count on one hand the number of rapping monsters I’ve seen in my life, and I can guarantee those other two had way better flow than this. This is/was an entry in The Joplin Globe’s “Joplin Rap” contest. That mask you’re wearing, it makes it difficult to read the words you can’t remember.
Thanks to Jen for the tip!

49ers Rap

This narrowly surpasses the legendary Super Bowl Shuffle as the best football-themed 80’s rap song of all time.

Exclusive JD Freestyle

Historical figures spinning in their graves right now:

• Abraham Lincoln
• Martin L. King Jr.
• Terrell Owens (oops! not yet! TOPICAL HUMOUR)
• Ghandi
• JFK
• This guy’s great-grandparents
• Sam Houston
• Richard Nixon (for good measure)
• Biggie & Pac
• 1/2 Lb. Western Burger with Fries, cooked Med–Sorry, wrong window.