Chipmunk kid

If this thing has already reached meme status, forgive me, but this kid is amazing. Ellen? Oprah? Somebody book this guy right now! This could only be better if he was attached to a remote control car but beggars can’t be choosers.

Found by Meghan via Coloring Book Land.

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS_Beatles forever

Marzmellow pies indeed.

Roye’l - I Found A Girl

After watching this I’m left wondering if J’Coko ever got back together with Roye’l. If they ever got engaged, Roye’l’s gloved hand gently taking J’Coko’s likely also gloved hand, as leather intertwines. Did they get married? Roye’l, in his wedding dickie, smiling broadly as his bride, J’Coko walks down the aisle in a yellow leather wedding mini skirt with fire engine red garters and heels. Kids? Resolution please?
Big ups to cringenation.

reeferkeefer cesspoolcastle jan07′

I can pretty much count on one hand the number of rapping monsters I’ve seen in my life, and I can guarantee those other two had way better flow than this. This is/was an entry in The Joplin Globe’s “Joplin Rap” contest. That mask you’re wearing, it makes it difficult to read the words you can’t remember.
Thanks to Jen for the tip!

goofy goober!

When I was little, I used to make videos like this all the time… without all the pitch problems.

God, I hope no one finds those.

Horst - Meine deutsche Heimatland

It took about a week, but this evening, at 10:09 pm Central Standard Time, I struck gold. Not a single second of this isn’t perfect. I’d like to also take this opportunity to campaign for both “german” and “wtf” categories.

Me Singing The ALF Theme Song With Lyrics

When Woody Guthrie died back in 1967 he left behind hundreds of half finished songs - all lyrics with no music. 30 years later, Billy Bragg and Wilco took up the monumental task of completing these works. In that same spirit, 20 years after it was written, someone has finally stepped up and completed the ALF theme song. For many of us in the mid to late 80’s the lilting timbre of the saxophone was enough to get the point across: An alien landed in the suburbs, he’s reasonably articulate, he likes to eat cats. Try watching the theme today without lyrics, however, and you will probably find yourself lost. God willing, if this man gets the attention he deserves he will finally be able to afford some different picture frames for his wall.

Talking Cat Jazz Cat

A toast… To evil!