ChrisDSaber.mov

This has to be about the least fun someone can have with a double bladed light saber. This kid totally phones it in. He actually appears to be pissed off that he even owns a light saber, like his dad is forcing him to use it. What a truly horrible father, making you have fun.
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Couch Surfing

In the spring of 1971, the band signed a recording contract with the French record company Musidisc, and in the fall of 1971, the group recorded Dancing in the Moonlight in a small studio in the 18th district of Paris. Small means small. Doc had to sing lead out in the stairwell, which was a natural echo chamber ( as long as the neighbors didn’t come out during the recording), and the peculiar percussion sound they got was the result of using a toilet brush instead of some more modern percussion instrument.

I’m just trying to keep up with the new guy, dudes.

Mushroom

While some might prefer Mushroom2, I would have to say that the original is ziggyjuarez’s definitive work.

Turtle

I thought Stanford was for kids who aren’t retarded.

Insane News Man

I didn’t go to the greatest university in the world, and we didn’t have the best media professors on the planet, but one thing they always emphasized was proper diction and delivery. Pauses are our friends, people.

At Home with Scrotonic Discharge

Black metal is the apex of human expression. If you weren’t already aware of this fact, take a look at the awesome might of Scrotonic Discharge.

Fredryk Phox and His Mirror

My boy Fredryk sets the shit straight.

No joke.

Airplane Disaster

Q: Where were you when the first plane hit on 9/11?

A: At a park, making this video.