Yeah, dude. Keep elaborately licking your lips. That makes this whole Cher impersonation thing a lot less creepy.
jrock riffs for a solid 3 and a half minutes on the mysteries of cleavage. This is classic stuff, like Richard Pryor in his prime or Lenny Bruce before the drugs got to him.
Don’t ever let Jadox hear you say that he doesn’t love the large ladies. Seriously, this one guy just implied it once and Jadox fucked him up.
Anyway, after watching this video you can bet I’m preordering my tickets for Big Boogie Nights 2006!
I’ve never seen any videos that manage to convey simultaneous feelings of amusement and discomfort quite the way that these do. This woman is my new hero.
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Thornhill Laugh
BE the Fruitcake
Laugh Like a Pirate
Merrily We Roll Along
A lot of people have tried to be sexy by pretending to perform Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy.” Guangy here is no exception. Nothing says “sexy” like wearing a white polo/red helmet in front of a chalkboard, singing, “I’m too sexy for my shirt” and realizing that it’s just sexier to keep it on.
I guess this guy thought his video wasn’t going to be creepy because it’s just one of many videos he’s done with the Pengween. Well, obviously, all of that just makes it creepier.
And, come on, didn’t he see March of the Penguins? Doesn’t he realize how tough it is to be a penguin (or Pengween) and be in love? Not only is this weird, it’s inaccurate, bro.
We went to the county jail on a field trip in 8th grade. They took us into the part where the inmates hang around waiting for visitors. All these dudes with crazy dreadlocks and vicious gazes were sitting on the other side of the glass wall, staring us down. The girls in the class got particularly nervous and moved to the back of the room. One class clown secretly flipped off one of the inmates without the guard seeing. The inmate started screaming profanity and had to be removed from the room. Later, we watched as my teacher Claudia giggled and stroked the bulletproof vest of the guard giving us the tour. It was a pretty fucked up field trip, and I’m not really sure why they took us there, but at least we didn’t see anything like this.
Part 2 of the Jump Rope saga takes things to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!
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