EXPLODING HEAD

Full disclosure: This was my idea and filmed by our floor manager Chris at work yesterday.

Angry Cat Attacks Reporter

No Kathleen, this little guy is not having fun. MEDIA LIES WHO DIES

Smashn’ Bashn’ Robo-Bots

Watch in perplexed amazement as super-high-tech-robo-bots Ultrabot and Quadraticator 5.4 face off in a BATTLE 2 THE DEATH!!!

VCR Attacks

I’m a little unclear on the context, but you can’t argue with the results.

Insane News Man

I didn’t go to the greatest university in the world, and we didn’t have the best media professors on the planet, but one thing they always emphasized was proper diction and delivery. Pauses are our friends, people.

Zak Gets Boyd

Zak’s fucked when the revolution comes.

The Hive Trailer

There aren’t many movies that can lure me into shelling out $10 at the box office, but if The Hive ever got a theatrical release I would be there on opening day. Check out the plot synopsis on the official site:

In the Year 2000 Scientists conducted experiments on cadavers trying to bring them back to life. The idiot scientists did not realize that the test subject was brainless and feeds it the antidote. Alive and hungry, it robs the scientists of their brains. Out of pure calamity the antidote is spilled all over a graveyard. (This ironically is next to the Lab). The government sends the pros, Old salt and Tony to save the day. But they fail horribly.

The trailer isn’t cutting it guys, we need the whole movie.

Worst Patriotic Montage of All-Time

In honor of July 4th, here it is: the most awful patriotic montage ever! “I’m Proud to be an American” soundtrack? Check. Horrible, low resolution graphics pulled from Google? Check. Gratuitous 9/11 imagery? Check. A total lack of understanding of American history and basic video editing techniques? CHECK.

While it was most likely thrown together during a Blue Collar Comedy commercial break, it still packs a serious punch. My personal favorite part is the Civil War graphic that pops up at about 0:54.