Franken Friar

This might be breaking some of the unspoken Splideo rules (i.e. more than 3 people have seen it), but check out this video of the new mascot introduced at a recent San Diego Padres game. Inexplicably, the Padres Friar mascot has created a Franken Friar, a hideous friar zombie that lurches to “Everybody Dance Now.” And for some reason the entire crowd isn’t yelling “what the fuck????”.

via Deadspin (another video at Gaslamp Ball)

The Hive Trailer

There aren’t many movies that can lure me into shelling out $10 at the box office, but if The Hive ever got a theatrical release I would be there on opening day. Check out the plot synopsis on the official site:

In the Year 2000 Scientists conducted experiments on cadavers trying to bring them back to life. The idiot scientists did not realize that the test subject was brainless and feeds it the antidote. Alive and hungry, it robs the scientists of their brains. Out of pure calamity the antidote is spilled all over a graveyard. (This ironically is next to the Lab). The government sends the pros, Old salt and Tony to save the day. But they fail horribly.

The trailer isn’t cutting it guys, we need the whole movie.