LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS_Beatles forever

Marzmellow pies indeed.

catch 22

I know what you’re going to say after watching this: “Great, how am I going to mop up all this pussy juice?” Guess what: not my fault. You might as well just get a bucket now and bring in your lady friend. I’m sorry, but this is how it has to be.

Funny Canadian Customs & Excise cartoon by Richard Condie

When I was in Canada everyone was so nice and the guy at NY Fries offered me an array of gravies for my fries. I was very impressed. Then I see something like this and I realize that they’re just as bat-shit crazy as us Americans; they just repress it so that it comes out in incredibly disturbing ways like this.

Seriously, stick with this video, it gets nuts about halfway in.

Una broma

The original accompanying description in Spanish:

“Algunas imágenes para que se rían un poco, las bromas que se pueden hacer cuando tienes como amigos a un grupo de tipos raros que parecen salidos de una caricatura, así que ¡¡a reírse un poco!!”

Translated to English from the original Spanish:

“Some images so that a little are ed ***reflx mng, the jokes that can be done when you have like friends a group of rare types that they seem left a cartoon, so to reir a little!”

Translated from Spanish to French to English to Chinese to English to Italian to French to English:

“Some images for you smile, possibly joke that when resembled in a friendly direction have to seem the left satire to draw a rare group, therefore you smile! !”

Translated from the above into Swedish Chef language:

“Sume-a imeges fur yuoo smeele-a, pusseebly juke-a thet vhee resembled in a freeendly durecshun hefe-a tu seem zee lefft seture-a tu drev a rere-a gruoop, zeereffure-a yuoo smeele-a! !”

Translated from Swedish Chef to Hacker to French to Dutch to German and it finally makes sense:

“Smeele-a van Yuoo Packwagenbont van Imewges Packwagen sum3-a, upssebekly Vhjee van Teht Packwagen julke-a reasembled innen een fgfeeendly Drev van Jij Packwagenseture-a van Lefft Packwagen Zee van Jij S3em Packwagen, den dUrEcshun hefe-4 Gruoop van Rere-a een, ZeerffurfZeerffurf-ea Â~ van Yuoo Smeele-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ LOLOLO..”

Manic Depression

Just when I find out the Wyoming Incident is all a big prank and I feel like I can relax, I find this video. 333-333-333 my ass.

To forget you…

In honor of Valentine’s Day President’s Day Black History Month…

SNES IS HARD TO KILL

It’s really difficult to watch this video without thinking, “Hey, if you hit that SNES really hard with that bat, it’ll kill it.”

Also, remember Cody Bass?  This guy’s no Cody Bass, but his matter of fact performance of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” is pretty good.

ChrisDSaber.mov

This has to be about the least fun someone can have with a double bladed light saber. This kid totally phones it in. He actually appears to be pissed off that he even owns a light saber, like his dad is forcing him to use it. What a truly horrible father, making you have fun.
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